Chris Walas.... Avast there, ye lubbers! "The Crimson Herring...." Harken to me words, lads, spoken true as true can be....the only real pirate be a RAIL PIRATE!! The CRIMSON HERRING! Feast your worthless eyes on the sleekest rail rover and the roughest rum runner what ever you've seen, to be sure! And as fer her crew of dirty landed sea dogs, you can trust yer old pal Captain Chris when I tell you they're no better than animals! Who knows what devils there be deep in her hull, and what ruthless dangers await those what she finds! Ne'er was ever there a more merciless, more underhanded and less worthy soul as him what you see here, Kraken Tom, the Mad Mollusk of the Caribbean! Ahh, but yer safe fer now as she's showin' us her heels...but fer how long I ask ye? I'll not stay and await her awful return, no me lads! It's off to me bed to hide and shiver in fear at the very thought of the Crimson Herring! Good Luck to all who sail these rails! Captain Chris